- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Face...tastes like chicken!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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