- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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