- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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