What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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