- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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