- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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