What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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