- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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