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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Male leadership.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Women's rights.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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