- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Women's rights.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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