- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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