- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

run farther?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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