Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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A pope meets another one

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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