A muslim paints Mohammed

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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it was all Tagart

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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