- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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