A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Guest what in the butt

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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