- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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