- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

hola said the chinese man

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

field day?

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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