- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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