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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I had friends on the Death Star.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

a man checks his mypsace

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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