- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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