Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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