- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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