- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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