Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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