- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Please ignore this statement.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why didn't he finish his

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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