- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

I'm Batman.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

angelo snyder is not ga

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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