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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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