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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Obama = ebola

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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