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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

knock knock whos there? nobody

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