What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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