- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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