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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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