- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Guess what? I like trains.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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