- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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