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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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