What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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