What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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