Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Asian women drivers...

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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