knock knock go away!!!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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guess what? bannanas

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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