What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What fires shots? A gun

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Make me famous

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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