If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

bangers and mash?

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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