Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Your mom is so old she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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