- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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