- Anti Joke

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.