When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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