what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Im gay What about you

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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