What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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I like poop in my butt

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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The Qur'an

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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