Amazing

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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stinky boner

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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