- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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