What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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