- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

XD Jackass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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