Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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