If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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roak

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America

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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