What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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