- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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