- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

how do you win a game try your best

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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