what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What's up? Your time.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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