What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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