why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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