- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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