- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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