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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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