I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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The New York Giants

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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