What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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