- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your're racist.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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