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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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