- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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