- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

knock,knock you suck

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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