- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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