- Anti Joke

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.