why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Two baby seals walk into a club.

binladin walks into the american seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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