When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Once, I went to Peru.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Justin with a hat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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