- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

William wright is Gay

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Men's rights

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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