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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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