- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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