- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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