- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

The government

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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