- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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