A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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