- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

God is real.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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