- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What comes after 69? 70

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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