- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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