Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Jack Stevens

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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