- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How old is victor? Half past dead

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock Come in

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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