- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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