- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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