- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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