Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Black people.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

irish man drinking john smiths

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Rush Limbaugh

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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