Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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