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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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