- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

i saw amango it splootered

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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