DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Anti Joke

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