- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock knock. Get out!!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Chlamydia

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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