How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

i killed my family

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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