Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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