- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

your mum

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar owch

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

your mum

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar owch

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

your mum

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings