why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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your face

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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