- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man walks into a bar

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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