What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Boob

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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