violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

your face

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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