- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Robin, get in the car!

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