"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Oh s***

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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