What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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