Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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