How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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your face

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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