A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A man was shot. He died.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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lets bomb africa

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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