whats green and slimy? green slim

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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