Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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