Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

alex is cool

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Waffles ate my grandma

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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