Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Logan's gay

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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