- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

I don't get it

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Leave. Now.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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