Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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