- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honk if you're Amish!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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