Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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