- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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