- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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