- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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