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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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