A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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