- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

White NBA players.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

9/11

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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