- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock knock Come in

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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