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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.