- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Massie is a fatass

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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