What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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John Cena

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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