Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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brittney griner

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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