- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Allah walked into AK Bar

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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