- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.