- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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