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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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