- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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