I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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