What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I am a mime

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is older than history?

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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