- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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