What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

girls basketball

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

whats 2+2? 4

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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