- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock knock.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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