- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

European on my shoes, buddy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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