- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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