Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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gay pom...

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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