- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Immigration Laws

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why do asprins work? Because they're white

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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