Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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