Knock Knock. Come in.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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