- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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