Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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