- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

France had one revolution

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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