- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

can you pass the soap?

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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