- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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