Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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