If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Male leadership.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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