Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's half of 8? o

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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