Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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roak

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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