Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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anus

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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