Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Take wrong turns

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Anti Joke

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