A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Jersey Shore.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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