- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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