- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What has two legs? Half a cat

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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